Khan doesn't mean Terrorist

Jenaka Bulan Puasa

Kuih paling gangster= Lompat Tikam
Kuih paling sexy= Puteri Mandi
Kuih paling keji= Taik Itik
Kuih bajet cute= Cek Mek Molek
Kuih untuk awet muda= Seri Muka
Kuih paling alim= Kuih Ketayap
Kuih penyakit lelaki kronik= Batang Buruk
Kuih suka pukul= Kuih Lompang
Kuih dalam zoo= Badak Berendam
Kuih yg bangun sendiri= Kuih Bangkit
Kuih org x mandi= Kuih Bau-lu
Kuih paling tenteram= Kuih Makmur
Kuih paling lembap= Kuih Siput
Kuih paling style = Kuih CARA.
Kuih untuk mekap = Tepung Gomak.
Kuih berlagu = Qasidah.
kuih penuh dgn harapan = Agar-agar
kuih paling berbahaya = kuih boom

Ibu: Anakku, bangun bersahur sayangg.
Anak: Ibu bancuh ho ho ho horlicks yeee?
Ibu: Ho ho ho hotak kau. Ibu nak bancuh nescafe ni. Bangun!!!!!!!

▲ night lights.

perlu ker profile picture kau tak pkai baju ???? <bagi lelaki sahaja , kalau perempuan tuh namanyer dah buang tabiat> aiyoo , geli seyh ! haha , jujur aku kate yg badan kauorg tak howt so , pkailah baju if nak  'snap gambar' . lainlah enrique yang bergambar dgn otot 6 pad dye tuh , memang jadi jeli terus aku kat situ and disebabkan dye terlalu hawt aku rase kalau ade lori ais batu kat situ msti dah cair dah . haha , gurau saja . tapi dye mmg amat sangat hawt .

tadi kiteorg ade buat khidmat masyarakat dekat rumah aqilah . haha , buat bukan betul-betul pon asal ade gambar sudahh . lepas tuh cadang nak buat folio sivik , last-last terbaring atas kerusi sambil layan sambungan 'my name is Khan' .


Shahrukh Khan: Rizvan Khan

My name is Rizvan Khan. 
I might seem a little different to you. That is because I have Aspergers Syndrome. It is named after Dr Hans Aspersers who first noticed the traits in children. Having Aspergers does not mean I am stupid. I am very intelligent, but I don't understand people. I don't know why people say things they don't mean. For example, they say come to my house any time, and when I go to their house they say why have you come at this time? Sometimes people think I am rude. I don't mean to be rude, being rude is not good. My mother said there are only good people and bad people in the world and I am a good person... 


Rizvan Khan, a Muslim man from India, moves to San Francisco and lives with his brother and sister-in-law. Rizvan, who has Aspergers, falls in love with Mandira. Despite protests from his family they get married and start a small business together. They are happy until September 11, 2001 when attitudes towards Muslims undergo a sea-change. When tragedy strikes, Mandira is devastated and they split. Rizvan is confused and very upset that the love of his life has left him. To win her back, he embarks on a touching and inspiring journey across America.

'My Name is Khan' is the triumphant story of an unconventional hero overcoming obstacles to regain the love of his life.

Rizwan Khan (Shahrukh Khan) is a Muslim child who grew up with his brother Zakir (Jimmy Shergill) and his mother Razia Khan (Zarina Wahab) in a middle class family in the Borivali section of Mumbai. Rizwan is different from other children; However, he has certain gifts, particularly a special ability to repair mechanical things. His difference leads to special tutoring from a reclusive scholar and extra attention from his mother, all which leads to a heightened level of jealousy from his brother Zakir, who eventually leaves his family for a life in the United States.
Despite this resentment, as an adult Zakir sponsors Rizwan to come and live with him in San Francisco after the death of their mother. It is at this time that Zakir's wife, Haseena (Sonya Jehan) diagnoses Rizwan with Asperger's syndrome. Rizwan also begins to work for Zakir and in the process he meets a Hindu woman, Mandira (Kajol) and her young son, Sameer or Sam (Yuvaan Makaar), from a previous marriage. Mandira is a hairdresser by profession. Despite Zakir's hostility to the match, they marry and settle down in the fictional town of Banville, where both Mandira and Sameer take Rizwan's last name as their own. They also live next door to the Garrick family. Sameer is close to their young son, Reese (Kenton Duty and Michael Arnold) while Mark (Dominic Renda) is a reporter and Sarah (Katie A. Keane) is a friend of Mandira.
The Khan's perfect existence gets disrupted, however, after the 11 September attacks on New York City. Mark goes to cover the war in Afghanistan and dies there. At the same time, the Khan family begins to experience post 9-11 prejudicein their community and Reese begins to turn against Sam as well. One afternoon, an argument between them turns into a racially motivated schoolyard fight between Sameer and a number of older students. Reese tries to stop the fight but is held back and Sam dies from his injuries. A shattered Mandira blames Rizwan for his death stating that Sameer "died only because his name was Khan." She then tells Rizwan that she no longer wants to be with him. When he asks her what he has to do to be together with Mandira, she sarcastically tells him that he has to tell the people of the United States and the President that his name is Khan and that he is not a terrorist.
Rizwan takes Mandira's request seriously, and thus sets out on a journey that takes him from one US state to another, in order to first meet President George W. Bush and later the new President-elect. During this quest, he travels to Wilhemina, Georgia and befriends Mama Jenny and her son Joel. Later, in Los Angeles, he prays in a Mosque and overhears violent rhetoric from Faisal Rahman (Arif Zakaria). He reports this to the FBI but there is no response at that moment. Later, while waiting in a crowd to meet President Bush and repeating again and again, "My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist," Rizwan is arrested and placed in a prison by police who misinterpret his statement thinking he said he was a terrorist.
While in the prison he is interrogated as a terrorist suspect and meets the psychiatrist Radha (Sheetal Menon) who believes he is innocent. He is later released after a media campaign by some Indian student reporters Raj (Arjun Mathur) and Komal (Sugandha Garg) and Bobby Ahuja (Parvin Dabas), who prove his innocence by unearthing his attempts to inform the FBI about Faisal Rahman. After his release, he returns to hurricane-hit Wilhemina to help Mama Jenny and her son. His efforts attract media attention and numerous Muslims come to help as well.
At the same time, Reese confesses to Mandira and reveals the identity of the boys who killed Sam. She informs Detective Garcia (Benny Nieves) who has been assisting her on the case, and Detective Garcia arrests them. Mandira later gets a call from Sarah to forgive Rizwan, "I've lost my husband, don't lose him."
Mandira realises her error, she joins Rizwan in Georgia and their love rekindles. However at the moment she arrives, Rizwan is stabbed by a follower of Faisal Rahman (Sumeet Raghavan), accusing him of being a traitor of Islam, and Rizwan is rushed to the hospital. With Mandira's help, Rizwan survives and meets President-elect Barack Obama (Christopher B. Duncan) who tells him: "Your name is Khan and you are not a terrorist".

citer niyh mcm citer sebenar lah , more like reality . sbb dye citer pasal George W. Bush , Obama , Osama . ade jugak citer pasal ade pengganas islam yang meletupkan bangunan kat new york and serba serbi pasal islam and makna jihadd yang benar di sisi islam . bukannyer berperang , kebencian and berbunuhan tetapi kasih sayang . iaitu kalau seseorang layan kau dgn buruk , layan dye dgn baik XD . mmg menyentuh betul citer niy . 

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